MK Revelations 1:1

There is no "half full". Test this out and see.

Open your fridge, get out your mayo (or open the cabinet and get out your peanut butter) and take of the lid. Fate defines that it will fall into one of the following two categories:

1. It will be full... or almost full. In which case, you will most likely have just picked up an extra from the grocery store on your last trip, thinking it was empty.
2. It will be empty... or almost empty. In which case you will make (or will have made) three or more trips to the store to buy more, but somehow forgot to actually purchase any.

So to all you glass "half full or half empty" people, I merely suggest that it isn't either - you just aren't done drinking yet.

-mk